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BreathPatrol
"Sot breath" Those words always cut me deeply. Often I'm out until all hours while Zelduh is home sleeping. When I come home I open the door gingerly as possible. I slip out of my smoky clothes, take a quick shower, then slide into my pajamas, doing my best not to make any noise whatsoever. But on entering bed she inevitably awakens and asks me if I'm alright. |
| Dear gal- she always
wants to check to assure that I'm not going to be sick. However,
despite having brushed my teeth and scrubbed away the nights odors, my
breath always repulses her.
Of course it does! How could it not? When you brush your teeth you, well, brush your teeth. The inside of your stomach, your esophagus- none of that is cleansed. Thus- a clean mouth, but stinky breath. BreathPatrol claims to have solved this problem. Just suck on one or two of their lozenges, which taste pretty good, and voila- no more stink, thanks to some biochemical magic that you can read more about at http://www.breathpatrol.com. As they crow, "BREATHPATROL doesn't mask bad breath. It attacks breath odors where they usually start - in the stomach and they keep them under control for as long as eight hours." But does it really work? The
answer seems to be, yes. While I cannot confirm that BreathPatrol
will erase all the stink, they do one helluva a job washing away the smell
of stinky cheeses, beer, and scotch. I'm impressed.
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